Karen throws fit at neighbor for using her electricity to mow her lawn, cue payback: 'I can't pick my neighbors, but I can pick their lock'

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    "I used pennies of your electricity to mow your lawn"
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    I can't pick my neighbors, but I can pick their lock.
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    Back in the far off days of '02, I lived in a duplex. The people in the other half of the duplex complained to the landlord all the time for
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    nothing. As in, I was once woken up at 2:00 AM by my landlord calling to say. that the neighbors reported me having a crazy loud party and keeping them awake. I was sleeping. I was alone.
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    There were no lights on, there was nothing making noise. (Well, I do snore.)
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    Basically, she complained about both petty and made up things constantly. There's your background.
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    So, on the property was a shed with a landlord- supplied electric lawn mower. I mowed my half one day, and thought "what the their half too." , let's do
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    However, the cord didn't reach to their whole yard from my outlet, so I plugged into their outlet for the last 10% of their side of the lawn.
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    Next day, she threw a fit at me that I used her electricity. A long fit. A loud fit. I pretty much shook my head, threw my
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    hands up, and walked away from it. I used pennies of your electricity to mow your lawn, I don't even expect gratitude, it's a small unasked favor, but why bite my head off over it?
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    Next day, she's got someone on her side installing those clear boxes over her two outlets, with padlocks on them. Clearly a normal response....
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    Petty revenge begins here. I take a gander when she's not home, those locks are clearly the cheapest locks they
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    could find at Walmart. I go to Walmart and buy two identical ones. They were like six bucks.
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    One of my hobbies is lockpicking. I'm absolutely not a master.
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    I'm probably not even good. But I sure as heck can open the cheapest padlocks ever made in seconds.
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    I replace the locks with my own. Looks exactly the same. Took a few weeks, but looking out
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    my window one day to see her with an overgrown lawn and hearing her futilely slamming a hammer
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    against the clear boxes for a half hour made all the frustration worthwhile.
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    Next time, shut up and take the favor.
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    one_dog... . 11h ago If there is a next time, add fertilizer to their half so it grows faster.
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    saraphilipp . 8h ago Should've called the landlord and complain about the hammering and say she's tearing up the duplex with it. I'm watching her beat on the electric outlets right now.
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    quiet_ho... Crazy, if you were kind enough to mow my lawn, I'd be happy for you to use my electricity to mow yours too!

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